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Radhika bought a donkey from a farmer for Rs. 10000/- The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. . . . . . . . In the morning he drove up and said ...  'Sorry , but I have some bad news. The donkey died.' Radhika replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Radhika said, ' OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Radhika said, 'I'm going to give him off as a lottery prize.' The farmer said, 'You can't do that with a dead donkey!' Radhika said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Radhika and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Radhika said, 'I gave him off in a lottery. I sold 500 tickets at Rs. 100/- each and made a profit of Rs. 40,000/- The farmer s...

This killed me. A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: What are these for? Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves. The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ... Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our Indian men? The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS' She then asked, what of the Indian women? The angel replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'