joke #2
Radhika bought a donkey from a farmer for Rs. 10000/-
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
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In the morning he drove up and said ...
'Sorry , but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'
Radhika replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Radhika said, ' OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Radhika said, 'I'm going to give him off as a lottery prize.'
The farmer said, 'You can't do that with a dead donkey!'
Radhika said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Radhika and asked,
'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Radhika said, 'I gave him off in a lottery.
I sold 500 tickets at Rs. 100/- each and made a profit of Rs. 40,000/-
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Radhika said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his Rs. 100/- back.'
Radhika now works with JIO as Head of Business Strategy๐๐๐
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
In the morning he drove up and said ...
'Sorry , but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'
Radhika replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Radhika said, ' OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Radhika said, 'I'm going to give him off as a lottery prize.'
The farmer said, 'You can't do that with a dead donkey!'
Radhika said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Radhika and asked,
'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Radhika said, 'I gave him off in a lottery.
I sold 500 tickets at Rs. 100/- each and made a profit of Rs. 40,000/-
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Radhika said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his Rs. 100/- back.'
Radhika now works with JIO as Head of Business Strategy๐๐๐

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